Diving For Gold

He was the Olympic champ, had the world at his feet, every little boy suddenly wanted to be a medal winning swimmer. I mean my golly they even let him introduce Lil' Wayne at the VMA's...so where did it all go wrong for Micheal Phelps? Was the fame to much? Did he fold under the pressure?

I Can't, I Just Can't

I have no appearances, interviews, meetings or work booked until the New Year, meaning I'm a free agent for the next 2 weeks, so enjoy my daily bitchery while it lasts. It will be far more spread out after that.

So I'm sitting on my sofa, eating my mince pies, sipping on my gourmet tea, scrolling my down my Twitter time line....when this pops up.



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

Let's Chat - The Jolie, The Aniston, Sony and Other Hollywood Bullshitery

'Spoiled brat, 'minimally talented'. Just a few of the words producer Scott Rudin used to describe The Jolie in those hacked Sony e-mails.

It was one of the first things uncovered in those leaks along with The Jolies pursuit to make a Cleopatra movie with her in the starring role.