I Can't, I Just Can't

I have no appearances, interviews, meetings or work booked until the New Year, meaning I'm a free agent for the next 2 weeks, so enjoy my daily bitchery while it lasts. It will be far more spread out after that.

So I'm sitting on my sofa, eating my mince pies, sipping on my gourmet tea, scrolling my down my Twitter time line....when this pops up.



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!


Has the world gone mad? Look, I knew things were bad when Olivier Rousteing (Balmains current creative director) let one of the Jr Kartrashians walk in his fashion show but DAMN, I didn't think things had deteriorated to this level!!!

Look, I come from the school of thought where only true stars are given the right to privileges like being the face of a major fashion house. You have to 'earn' that right. I yearn for the days when the likes of Paris Hilton would never be allowed in the same space as The Jolie, or The Clooney, but Jesus help us, those days are long gone. While Kanye is an actual artist, what is Kim other than a glorified porn-star who pimps her name to ever licensee who will agree to take it? I'm personally not a fan of Kanye's music, I can't stand the ego-maniac at all, but his connections with the Kartrashians has distracted from the fact that he is actually a musician. 

I can't even put into words my love for Balmain, which is why this cuts so deep, my emotions are all over the place right now. I'ts just...just...just 

Balamin is cool and edgy enough without getting cheap reality stars and award show stage crashers to front its brand. Uuughh.Bye.