Well Well Well...

The claws are out, the claws are fucking out.

Page Six recently wrote this article about how The Aniston and The Jolie conducted themselves at their recent film screenings which were held at the same venue. 

A source said the following about The Jolie "The two women had very different behavior. Jolie showed up an hour early and signed for fans and did selfies for a solid 10 minutes on the way in. She signed for an additional 10 minutes in pouring rain on the way out. She was friendly inside and out. People were stunned at how accessible she was.”

......and the following about The Aniston "Jennifer was accompanied by a lot of security and handlers.While her co-star Anna Kendrick entered through the front door and signed [autographs] and took photos with people who asked, Jennifer and her entourage snuck in and out through an underground garage. She also had a bodyguard walk her in and out of the theater. Upon leaving the event, a small handful of people asked for a photo, and Jennifer simply smiled and said she couldn’t before heading back to her waiting SUV in the garage.”

Oh shit. Makes The Aniston sound a bit like a bitch in comparison to The Saintly Jolie, right?

Now let me fill you in on a little secret. Celebrities plant shitty stories about eachother all the time. Yes, we complain about the media making up crap about us, but sometimes we dig up dirt on our rivals, or make up shit about them and pass it onto media outlets. Oh, surprised? People please, this game is a Lion's den. Politicians do it all the time when they're running for office and when you're a celebrity trying to get awards, magazine covers, media spots, film roles or the attention of your superiors, the process is the same. Not to say that's what happened here, but given the strength of The Anistons Oscar campaign right now and what a shitty two weeks it's been for The Jolie in comparison, I wouldn't rule out sabotage on The Jolies part.

These two women have been at it for years. For the most part, The Aniston has taken hit after hit, being battered and bruised by the mighty power of The Jolie, but The Jolie is weak right now and The Aniston knows it, they both know it.

Kevin The Huvane,  The Anistons agent, had this so say “Clearly you just want to create something out of nothing. We entered through the garage because we were being followed by paparazzi, and they make everything difficult for her getting in and out of cars on street level. We did not stop for photos because we had another screening event downtown that was about to start and we had to hustle. That was announced at the end of the screening so that no one was disappointed....It is very unfair for you to characterize Jennifer as you do here and the comparison to Angelina is just immature crap.”

Mentioning The Jolie directly!!!!!!!! Oh mighty Jesus have mercy!!!!!

You NEVER mention The Jolie directly, it shows weakness. Does The Jolie ever speak about The Aniston. NEVER. Not since the initial news of her affair with Pitt became broke out and even then she was pretty tight lipped. 

Even when Chelsea Handler who is close friends with The Aniston talks crap about The Jolie and she often does, The Jolie never folds, she never responds. To be honest if I were The Aniston I would have told Handler to shut the fuck up. By vertu of them being friends, it makes The Aniston look stupid, feeble like she's still not over it, wouldn't you agree?

You've got to know The Jolie is taking meetings with NATO Forces and planning a major poop to stink up The Anistons party....

Later gossips.

Luna