Diving For Gold

He was the Olympic champ, had the world at his feet, every little boy suddenly wanted to be a medal winning swimmer. I mean my golly they even let him introduce Lil' Wayne at the VMA's...so where did it all go wrong for Micheal Phelps? Was the fame to much? Did he fold under the pressure?

Well Well Well...

The claws are out, the claws are fucking out.

I Can't, I Just Can't

I have no appearances, interviews, meetings or work booked until the New Year, meaning I'm a free agent for the next 2 weeks, so enjoy my daily bitchery while it lasts. It will be far more spread out after that.

So I'm sitting on my sofa, eating my mince pies, sipping on my gourmet tea, scrolling my down my Twitter time line....when this pops up.



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

Let's Chat - The Jolie, The Aniston, Sony and Other Hollywood Bullshitery

'Spoiled brat, 'minimally talented'. Just a few of the words producer Scott Rudin used to describe The Jolie in those hacked Sony e-mails.

It was one of the first things uncovered in those leaks along with The Jolies pursuit to make a Cleopatra movie with her in the starring role.

Luna's Fame School: How To Ace a Media Interview

This year I started doing my first promotional interviews. Most of them so far have been for print, I've had a few appearances on very low-end tv shows and Web-shows, with the exception of one fairly high-profile TV spot. The program won't air until next year and I'm super excited but also very nervous.

I'm Sorry

Dear gossips,

Sorry for my absence and lack of posts. I've had e-mails asking me when I will post more regularly and I just haven't had time, being that I am working and my schedule is crazy. I am going to try and commit to 1-2 posts a week in the Newyear, we will see how that goes. The Sony hacking scandal has had me itching to write something... shit so much to say.

For Fucks Sake

So according to Instagram, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back on again. Justin posted this pic on his Instagram after the two supposedly shared time together that evening. 



Sigh.

Yet another naive young female celebrity allowing herself to be a door-mat for her has-been celebrity boyfriend. Career wise, Selena is doing a lot better than Justin. She had a decent hit with 'Come And Get It' and her movie Spring Breakers got better reviews than anticipated. Add a huge deal with Adidas and a good handful of awards, things are looking good for Selena Gomez, non?

You're So Fucking Fired

May 11, 2014 - Source: Ben Gabbe/Getty Images North America

So yesterday we all learned that Angelina Jolie fired her makeup artist. Okay, well it wasn't officially confirmed or anything, but just look at those white marks. You know Angelina must have given her the kiss of death with those pouty lips of hers.