Tuesday 6 January 2015

Harvey Has A New Pet



As you may or may not know, The Royals are currently locked in a PR crises with claims Prince Andrew had sex with underaged girls. Prince Andrew of course, is friends with the pervert known as Jeffrey Epstein, who is thought to-have had sex with underaged girls and kept them as slaves. He has settled 17 cases out of court with more pending. So imagine my lack of shock when I find out Epstein is friends with the one and only Harvey Weinstein. Well, douches of  feather fly together, don't they? Harvey was one of the many celebrities who signed a petition defending another well known pervert Roman Polanski. Harvey threw a party last Sunday and Prince Harry's ex Cressida Bonas was there. I came across this article in The Daily Fail which made me laugh.

Apparently Cressida , is trying to become an actress and Harvey being the wonderful man he is, is 'mentoring' her. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Yeah right 'mentoring'. Does he run through lines with them? Do practice takes? Refine their interview skills?

Of course Cressida is the typical pic for Harvey. Plain looking, skinny, blond, with minimal talent. With the exception of Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Williams, that's usually his type. Harvey's previous girls whom he has mentored include Gwenyth Paltrow, Blake Lively, Uma Thermon, the ever annoying Sienna Miller and reportedly Gretchen Mol, though if internet ramblings are anything to go by, that last one didn't go so well....

Anywho, The Daily Fail article states the following:

"it is understandable that Cressida, who scored a small part in Harvey’s forthcoming movie Tulip Fever, is keen to nurture her relationship with the Hollywood tycoon."

Well, I hope she knows how hard she's going to have to work, because you know, Harvey really makes them work, till they're burning at the knees.

Notice how the only mentions of this Cressidia girl are of her Royal connections with Harry? That's all she's known for and she's riding on it for every column inch it will get her and now she's apparently gunning for an Oscar! What crazy part of this girls mind thinks she qualifies for that?

Well, seeing as she didn't manage to drag Prince Harry down the isle, maybe that will be the next best thing, non? 

Good luck with Harvey my dear girl, make sure to leave your soul at the door, you won't be needing it. 

Sometimes I wonder, did Jennifer Lawrence really escape the escapades of this man, or is she a really that good of an actress? I mean sure she's more talented than all of his other so called 'muses', but you know, you still wonder, right?

Later gossips

Luna.

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