Monday 22 December 2014

Diving For Gold

GUILTY: Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps walks into a courthouse Friday morning for a trial on drunken driving and other charges. He pled guilty

He was the Olympic champ, had the world at his feet, every little boy suddenly wanted to be a medal winning swimmer. I mean my golly they even let him introduce Lil' Wayne at the VMA's...so where did it all go wrong for Micheal Phelps? Was the fame to much? Did he fold under the pressure?

Well Well Well...



The claws are out, the claws are fucking out.

I Can't, I Just Can't

I have no appearances, interviews, meetings or work booked until the New Year, meaning I'm a free agent for the next 2 weeks, so enjoy my daily bitchery while it lasts. It will be far more spread out after that.

So I'm sitting on my sofa, eating my mince pies, sipping on my gourmet tea, scrolling my down my Twitter time line....when this pops up.



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

Let's Chat - The Jolie, The Aniston, Sony and Other Hollywood Bullshitery


'Spoiled brat, 'minimally talented'. Just a few of the words producer Scott Rudin used to describe The Jolie in those hacked Sony e-mails.

It was one of the first things uncovered in those leaks along with The Jolies pursuit to make a Cleopatra movie with her in the starring role.

Sunday 21 December 2014

Luna's Fame School: How To Ace a Media Interview




This year I started doing my first promotional interviews. Most of them so far have been for print, I've had a few appearances on very low-end tv shows and Web-shows, with the exception of one fairly high-profile TV spot. The program won't air until next year and I'm super excited but also very nervous.

Friday 19 December 2014

I'm Sorry



Dear gossips,

Sorry for my absence and lack of posts. I've had e-mails asking me when I will post more regularly and I just haven't had time, being that I am working and my schedule is crazy. I am going to try and commit to 1-2 posts a week in the Newyear, we will see how that goes. The Sony hacking scandal has had me itching to write something... shit so much to say.

Wednesday 27 August 2014

For Fucks Sake

So according to Instagram, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back on again. Justin posted this pic on his Instagram after the two supposedly shared time together that evening. 

On again: Justin Bieber shared this photo of on-off girlfriend Selena on Tuesday after the pair enjoyed a date in Hollywood the night before


Sigh.


Yet another naive young female celebrity allowing herself to be a door-mat for her has-been celebrity boyfriend. Career wise, Selena is doing a lot better than Justin. She had a decent hit with 'Come And Get It' and her movie Spring Breakers got better reviews than anticipated. Add a huge deal with Adidas and a good handful of awards, things are looking good for Selena Gomez, non?

Tuesday 13 May 2014

You're So Fucking Fired

Angelina Jolie attends the New York premiere of 'The Normal Heart' at Ziegfeld Theater on May 12, 2014 in New York City.
May 11, 2014 - Source: Ben Gabbe/Getty Images North America

So yesterday we all learned that Angelina Jolie fired her makeup artist. Okay, well it wasn't officially confirmed or anything, but just look at those white marks. You know Angelina must have given her the kiss of death with those pouty lips of hers.