This Bitch!

What the fuck, what the actual fucking fuck!

Harvey Has A New Pet

As you may or may not know, The Royals are currently locked in a PR crises with claims Prince Andrew had sex with underaged girls. Prince Andrew of course, is friends with the pervert known as Jeffrey Epstein, who is thought to-have had sex with underaged girls and kept them as slaves. He has settled 17 cases out of court with more pending. So imagine my lack of shock when I find out Epstein is friends with the one and only Harvey Weinstein. Well, douches of  feather fly together, don't they? Harvey was one of the many celebrities who signed a petition defending another well known pervert Roman Polanski. Harvey threw a party last Sunday and Prince Harry's ex Cressida Bonas was there. I came across this article in The Daily Fail which made me laugh.

Leo and his girls.

..........and what if Leo was a woman.

Would he still be considered a stud, or a slut?

A red-blooded love machine, or a sleazy whore?

Such are the privileges of being a rich,famous, male, douche-bag. You don't have to worry about such    things.

I feel that's all I need to say about this.

Love you gossips.

Luna.

Diving For Gold

He was the Olympic champ, had the world at his feet, every little boy suddenly wanted to be a medal winning swimmer. I mean my golly they even let him introduce Lil' Wayne at the VMA's...so where did it all go wrong for Micheal Phelps? Was the fame to much? Did he fold under the pressure?

Well Well Well...

The claws are out, the claws are fucking out.

I Can't, I Just Can't

I have no appearances, interviews, meetings or work booked until the New Year, meaning I'm a free agent for the next 2 weeks, so enjoy my daily bitchery while it lasts. It will be far more spread out after that.

So I'm sitting on my sofa, eating my mince pies, sipping on my gourmet tea, scrolling my down my Twitter time line....when this pops up.



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

Let's Chat - The Jolie, The Aniston, Sony and Other Hollywood Bullshitery

'Spoiled brat, 'minimally talented'. Just a few of the words producer Scott Rudin used to describe The Jolie in those hacked Sony e-mails.

It was one of the first things uncovered in those leaks along with The Jolies pursuit to make a Cleopatra movie with her in the starring role.